With a great name like
Cal Dallas, you have no idea how much I was hoping the newly nominated Red Deer-South Tory candidate would look something like this:

So, imagine my disappointment when I discovered that Cal Dallas clearly does not look like a Simpson's character (he wasn't even wearing a ten gallon hat in his
Red Deer Express file photo... sigh).

Dallas is standing to the left of Victor Doerksen (which is probably where most Albertans are standing).