Lawyer, n. One skilled in the circumvention of the law.
Theories are always very thin and insubstantial, experience only is tangible.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
To save time is to lengthen life.
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
A full cup must be carried steadily.
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Lawyer, n. One skilled in the circumvention of the law.
ReplyDeleteNein! One who is skilled at arguing for or against. Afacilitator of justice.
Theories are always very thin and insubstantial, experience only is tangible.
Gravity is thin and insubstantial? Experience is perception and can lack truth.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Because dogs are dumb.
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
Do you mean corporate advertisements or its national symbols/propaganda?
To save time is to lengthen life.
At the expense of fun, learning and producing.
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Was it really an opportunity then? Not literally, of course.
A full cup must be carried steadily.
Unless your Dave Chapelle or Undercover Brother.
Why are you always so negative? ;-)
ReplyDeleteIt's not that we really believe these comments, they were in a random junk email we were sent. complete randomness.
We don;t think they were meant to be 'realistic' but semi-thought provoking. We prefer to sit on them and ponder a while, rather than jumping to a conclusion. It's refreshing, Mr. C-lo, you shoud try it. :-)